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"Why, is your nose bigger than your dick?" OMFG so good!
Video is a teacher talking to a classroom of deaf students.
Teacher: I want to talk about language today. When a child is born, what is the first thing the parents hear in the hospital?
Student: “Your child failed the hearing test.”
Teacher: Right. A baby is five hours old and he’s failed something already? What about the term “hearing loss”? What does that word evoke?
Student: Hearing is the norm. Deaf is less than. Lacking.
Teacher: Are we “less than”? Do you believe being deaf has taken away or added to your life? If someone invented a pill you could take it tonight and you would wake up hearing how many of you would take it? *looks around the room* None of you. Why not?
Student: Because being deaf gives you friends anywhere you go.
Student: And a way of seeing the world that’s different from anyone else.
Student: Hearing kids don’t know who they are. We do. We’re deaf: first, last, always.
Student: Hearing people think they have more than us…their lives are better. We have it so “hard.” But I’d never give up being deaf to be like anyone else. Never.
Teacher: Not hearing loss. Deaf gain.
Note: Please keep this transcript when you reblog this so that blind people (blind people use screen readers) are able to know what the video was talking about.
I did this to demonstrate to my younger cousins how to properly prepare pumpkin pie… Because I am a good role model.
It would be cheaper to fly to Spain, get a hip replacement, live there for two years, get a second hip replacement, and fly home than it would be to get one hip replaced in the United States.
Someone please find me roundtrip airfare to Spain for $827
I like it when posts like this are actually true
Zach Braff did an AMA on reddit a while ago and said the script would sometimes just say “Then Neil says something funny”
Neil Flynn is an extremely talented improviser. Check out Beer Shark Mice
We’d walk the same laps I used to on Friday mornings. I’d point at all the different people we pass, and tell her,
“Don’t listen to what he says, he’s just jealous, look out for that later. You may think she’s your friend but heads up, people change. He’s going to go back on everything he ever made fun of you for, and it will be hilarious. She’s only got a little while longer, and when her time comes it will change your whole world. Their futures will turn out so differently- one will prosper, the other will hit rock bottom, but you’ll always be there for both. You’re going to run into him again unexpectedly later in life and give him new hope. She’s going to drop out of your friend group over something stupid, it’s a shame. That curious fellow over there will become your best friend, so much so that you decide to spend the rest of your lives together. As for the guy next to you, you won’t wind up at the same college but you’ll still be close. This group will turn out to be the greatest group of friends you’ve ever had. And you, my friend, live a beautiful life and always will, so long as you decide to live it that way.”
And that’s what I’d say.